Pornification Globalization
Not only is porn big business, it’s worldwide business. But when most fans think of foreign-born talent, the majority of the names on the tips of their collective tongues come from Prague or somewhere else in or near the Czech Republic (Angel Dark, Jane Darling, Monica Sweetheart, Silvia Saint, Nikita Denise, Liliane Tiger, Sharka Blue, Laura Lion, Daria Glower, Barbara Summer) Hungary (Michelle Wild, Rita Faltoyano, Mandy Bright, Cynthia Pendragon, Laura Orsolya) or perhaps even Germany (Ana Nova, Katja Kassin, Annette Schwarz) and France (Melissa Lauren, Katsumi) and we’ve even managed to import a few Canadians (Shyla Stylez, Lauren Phoenix, Lanny Barbie) to all take part in our morally corrupt flesh trade.
Personally, I have a weakness for British accents. Seriously. Like, I’ve seen SPICE WORLD from start to finish an embarrassing number of times just to hear those girls speak. It’s pretty goddamn ridiculous. I can still get my fix currently with stars like Alexis Silver, Savannah Gold and Leah Jaye but I still miss the days when I had options like Destiny Deville, Michelle B., Jamie Brooks, Carmel Moore, Alexis May and Hannah Harper (or even Cathy Barry, Kirsten Halborg and Denise Davies on occasion).
The following girls are five of my favorite dirty birds from the UK to ever get "buggered" on these shores and a few of their best scenes when paired with stateside talent.
US vs. UK
5. Sophie Dee
Birthplace: Llanelli, Wales
Born: January 17, 1984
Like most pornstars, Sophie was a bit more voluptuous when she first arrived here but the one thing that will never change is that adorable, bashful smile and her oversized, electric blue eyes. Her DP at the hands of Mark Wood and Alec Knight in “Ass Appeal #5” (Hustler, 2007; dir: Van Styles) is what two-on-one sex should look like, while if you ever wanted to know what it might be like to do Sophie yourself, check out “Filthy Anal POV #2” (Acid Rain, 2006; dir: Benjamin Brat) which pits her versus Tony T.
4. Holly Wellin
Birthplace: Wigan, England
Born: July 4, 1986
Ten years my junior and ironically enough born on this country’s independence day, Manchester, England native Holly Wellin has long been a personal favorite; I’ve gone so far as to say her glory hole scene in Belladonna’s “Cock Happy” (Evil Angel, 2006; dir: Belladonna) with Mark Ashley was the most enjoyable outing in the bunch and in my eyes, stole the entire show, even with it being the living legend Belladonna’s triumphant and long-awaited return to boy/girl sex. She’s matched against Jerry & Mark Wood in “Gaped Crusaders” (Hustler, 2006; dir: Van Styles) and once again, Van ends up capturing yet another stroker’s time capsule-worthy DP.
3. Alicia Rhodes
Birthplace: Manchester, England
Born: September 8, 1978
After hearing so much about and eventually seeing her performance in “7 The Hard Way #2” (Red Light District, 2003; dir: Vince Vouyer), I felt almost proud to plunk my money down on the counter and purchase “Double Dip’Er #2” (JM Productions, 2003; dir: Francesca Le) where she also happens to front the box, the poles of Mark Wood and Scott Lyons filling both of her holes. I’m generally not a fan of gangbangs (or anything where the amount of cocks outnumber the pairs of tits present) but the 40 minute-plus endurance trial she puts on in ”7 The Hard Way #2” with Brandon Iron, Dick Delaware, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Tony Tedeschi, Benjamin Brat and Scott Lyons made a strong and long-lasting impression on a lot of people. How can you not love a slut who readily admits, “I’m a filthy whore and you’re my fucking rent boys!!!” while being stuffed airtight by a basketball team plus two?
2. Roxy Jezel
Birthplace: London, England
Born: June 5, 1982
If there’s one universally recognized fact about Club Jenna girl Roxy Jezel it’s that she simply does not tire. You can NOT wear her out. She’s a hummingbird on crystal meth, something that was first brought to my attention in ”Banana Cream Pie #2” (Video Team, dir: David Aaron Clark) with Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman and Brian Heston. I hadn’t ever seen Roxy in action before and I was genuinely taken aback by her boundless energy. Then came “Asian Bang” (Video Team, 2005; dir: Xavier Blaze).
I said, ”The coup de grace here is Roxy Jezel. The girl is simply a Duracel battery...who ends up fucking the absolute shit out of [Brian Surewood] in a one-on-one on his desk. Their tryst alone would be enough to satisfy most viewers but then Surewood invites in Steven French, Jack Venice and Buster Good and all. Hell. Breaks. Loose. Of course, she's humped silly in every orifice, wailing and shrieking for more every second of the way. I mean, honestly, I can only think of two words to describe the finale and that is "Jesus Christ." Roxy is in a performance class all her own as we all know but Lord, I haven't seen her fucked this well by multiple partners since DAC's "Banana Cream Pie #2."
1. Isabel Ice
Birthplace: Cardiff, Wales
Born: April 15, 1982
When you’re talking about a girl like Isabel Ice it becomes difficult to cite too many specific perfs as highlights because when you’re a performer like Isabel Ice, every scene is a highlight. If the adult entertainment industry had its own Sportscenter-like television show, Isabel, while she was active here in the States, would have been in the Top Plays of the Week EVERY week. Check her out in “Fully Loaded #2” (Red Light District, 2004; dir: Michael Stefano) with Mike Stefano, John Strong, Erik Everhard and Juan Cuba or “Tear Me A New One” (Platinum X Pictures, 2005; dir: Jake Malone) with Brandon Iron, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes in a show that ends with all the guys giving Ice anal cream pies which she squeezes out onto a dinner plate and licks up. It might not get me off personally but you've got to appreciate and admire the depravity.
Personally, I have a weakness for British accents. Seriously. Like, I’ve seen SPICE WORLD from start to finish an embarrassing number of times just to hear those girls speak. It’s pretty goddamn ridiculous. I can still get my fix currently with stars like Alexis Silver, Savannah Gold and Leah Jaye but I still miss the days when I had options like Destiny Deville, Michelle B., Jamie Brooks, Carmel Moore, Alexis May and Hannah Harper (or even Cathy Barry, Kirsten Halborg and Denise Davies on occasion).
The following girls are five of my favorite dirty birds from the UK to ever get "buggered" on these shores and a few of their best scenes when paired with stateside talent.
5. Sophie Dee
Birthplace: Llanelli, Wales
Born: January 17, 1984
Like most pornstars, Sophie was a bit more voluptuous when she first arrived here but the one thing that will never change is that adorable, bashful smile and her oversized, electric blue eyes. Her DP at the hands of Mark Wood and Alec Knight in “Ass Appeal #5” (Hustler, 2007; dir: Van Styles) is what two-on-one sex should look like, while if you ever wanted to know what it might be like to do Sophie yourself, check out “Filthy Anal POV #2” (Acid Rain, 2006; dir: Benjamin Brat) which pits her versus Tony T.
4. Holly Wellin
Birthplace: Wigan, England
Born: July 4, 1986
Ten years my junior and ironically enough born on this country’s independence day, Manchester, England native Holly Wellin has long been a personal favorite; I’ve gone so far as to say her glory hole scene in Belladonna’s “Cock Happy” (Evil Angel, 2006; dir: Belladonna) with Mark Ashley was the most enjoyable outing in the bunch and in my eyes, stole the entire show, even with it being the living legend Belladonna’s triumphant and long-awaited return to boy/girl sex. She’s matched against Jerry & Mark Wood in “Gaped Crusaders” (Hustler, 2006; dir: Van Styles) and once again, Van ends up capturing yet another stroker’s time capsule-worthy DP.
3. Alicia Rhodes
Birthplace: Manchester, England
Born: September 8, 1978
After hearing so much about and eventually seeing her performance in “7 The Hard Way #2” (Red Light District, 2003; dir: Vince Vouyer), I felt almost proud to plunk my money down on the counter and purchase “Double Dip’Er #2” (JM Productions, 2003; dir: Francesca Le) where she also happens to front the box, the poles of Mark Wood and Scott Lyons filling both of her holes. I’m generally not a fan of gangbangs (or anything where the amount of cocks outnumber the pairs of tits present) but the 40 minute-plus endurance trial she puts on in ”7 The Hard Way #2” with Brandon Iron, Dick Delaware, Randy Spears, Steve Holmes, Tony Tedeschi, Benjamin Brat and Scott Lyons made a strong and long-lasting impression on a lot of people. How can you not love a slut who readily admits, “I’m a filthy whore and you’re my fucking rent boys!!!” while being stuffed airtight by a basketball team plus two?
2. Roxy Jezel
Birthplace: London, England
Born: June 5, 1982
If there’s one universally recognized fact about Club Jenna girl Roxy Jezel it’s that she simply does not tire. You can NOT wear her out. She’s a hummingbird on crystal meth, something that was first brought to my attention in ”Banana Cream Pie #2” (Video Team, dir: David Aaron Clark) with Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman and Brian Heston. I hadn’t ever seen Roxy in action before and I was genuinely taken aback by her boundless energy. Then came “Asian Bang” (Video Team, 2005; dir: Xavier Blaze).
I said, ”The coup de grace here is Roxy Jezel. The girl is simply a Duracel battery...who ends up fucking the absolute shit out of [Brian Surewood] in a one-on-one on his desk. Their tryst alone would be enough to satisfy most viewers but then Surewood invites in Steven French, Jack Venice and Buster Good and all. Hell. Breaks. Loose. Of course, she's humped silly in every orifice, wailing and shrieking for more every second of the way. I mean, honestly, I can only think of two words to describe the finale and that is "Jesus Christ." Roxy is in a performance class all her own as we all know but Lord, I haven't seen her fucked this well by multiple partners since DAC's "Banana Cream Pie #2."
1. Isabel Ice
Birthplace: Cardiff, Wales
Born: April 15, 1982
When you’re talking about a girl like Isabel Ice it becomes difficult to cite too many specific perfs as highlights because when you’re a performer like Isabel Ice, every scene is a highlight. If the adult entertainment industry had its own Sportscenter-like television show, Isabel, while she was active here in the States, would have been in the Top Plays of the Week EVERY week. Check her out in “Fully Loaded #2” (Red Light District, 2004; dir: Michael Stefano) with Mike Stefano, John Strong, Erik Everhard and Juan Cuba or “Tear Me A New One” (Platinum X Pictures, 2005; dir: Jake Malone) with Brandon Iron, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Mr. Pete and Steve Holmes in a show that ends with all the guys giving Ice anal cream pies which she squeezes out onto a dinner plate and licks up. It might not get me off personally but you've got to appreciate and admire the depravity.
isabel ice is great in Jonni Darkko's "You Bet Your Ass" with Jack Napier. That scene is decent (she is a much better performer than he and if she was gonna do an interracial scene, someone like Richard Mann or Rico should have been laying the pipe) but the best scene i think is the bonus blow job she gives Jonni Darkko at the end. A class quality "spur of the moment" blowjob. Not an ounce of me thinks that this scene was scripted (the childish part of me anyways). Glad to see that 3 of my fav british actresses are on here. I might have added Ashley and Angel Long on there too, but then again if you did a top 10, you couldn't leave them out.
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