Gethsemane to Golgotha

Ones to Watch in 2008

10. Abbey Brooks

I've had my eye on Abbey Brooks since she debuted. Back then she was in a relationship with someone and thus was only doing g/g. Now she's not and she's not. As you can probably imagine, I'm watching her a little bit more intently now. Soft, blonde and all-natural with an irresistable smile and huge creamy, floppy boobs, she can't work nearly enough in the new year, as far as I'm concerned.

9. Renae Cruz

Renae Cruz is going to benefit from the lack of really hot and capable latina performers currently. Once there were too many to count (typical of latins, huh?)...but now it's just Renae Cruz. Looking at her right now, I'm not terribly upset about Cruz's stranglehold on the game.

8. Rachel Roxxx

Dubbed Rachel "Nothin' But Heat" Roxxx earlier this year by me and a friend (shout to DJ Drama!), because this girl's scenes, for a newbie, are simply on fire. She's that all-too-familiar, almost-guilty pleasure: the cute lil' girl next door who looks and fucks like a grown-ass woman.

7. Claudia Downs

If you wanna make an immediate splash in adult, enter the biz with a unique hairdo. It's certainly working for bleach-blonde and pixie-cut alabaster kewpie doll, Claudia Downs. And the fact that she's a depraved, do-it-all, IR-hungry, cum-guzzling porcelain prodigy doesn't hurt, either.

6. Angelina Valentine

If there was a Supreme Blowjob Ambassador of the Year award, Angelina Valentine would've gotten my vote in '07. When this sassy Venezualan first appeared on the scene she was a little more flat up top than she is right now but since pumping up, she's been on a slutty, cock-slurping tear. Call it a hunch but I think she's gonna be a real trouper and "suck it up" throughout '08, as well.

5. Kelly Devine

Porn's got an infatuation with big ass'd white girls. It can't even be considered an anomaly anymore (I'm lookin' at you Chelsie Rae, Alexis Texas, Charlotte Stokely, etc.). It goes back as far as Nina Hartley, if not further. But the latest in this long line of proud jizz biz tradition is Kelly Devine, a pouty-lipped brunette with REEEEEdiculous ass. Welcome to this lewd lineage, Kelly. Make us and your predecessors proud.

4. Jenny Hendrix

People are already all piled up a mile high on the Jenny Hendrix bandwagon and trying to get a taste of her Anal Experience. She's going to be around a while and I'm sure that with that backyard, if that's your thing, it'll all be worth witnessing. Fans are already lined up...all along the watchtower.

3. Rachel Starr

Rachel Starr's my personal number one, to be completely honest. My choice, if you will. ;) You haven't actually seen cowgirl performed correctly until you've seen this lil' buckeroo do it (coincidence?), trust me on that one. This Dallas native is a star like the 50-yard line at Texas Stadium and you'll see for sure in '08. That much I guarantee.

2. Priya Rai

The fuckin' fanboy 'net buzz surrounding Indian Priya Rai is driving me goddamn banana sandwich, for real. I put her here at #2 not because I've personally enjoyed a damn thing she's done since making the leap to hardcore but because it will be interesting to see her either fall flat on her face (or rather, on those enormous bolt-ons) or quit doing b/g in less than six months time. I can't wait to tease her "fans."

1. "Adrenalynn"

This is a curious pick for me as well, seeing as how the former Adrenalynn (now Digital Playground "property", Adrianna Lynn (TM) ) is bound by the most hated, restriction-enforcing, work-limiting of all devices: the exclusive performer contract. But before signing with porn's equivalent of Satan, this ballerina/tattoo artist had all the tools (including, I shit you not, a tattoo around her ASSHOLE!) to immediately take the world by storm. Instead she'll now be doing it one slow-mo, cheesy soundtrack'd movie at a time, maybe six times a year if we're lucky, for that horse head company that gave us such uncontrollable jackoff-inducing fare as fuckin' PIRATES. What a waste.

I haven't done this since 2005.

10. Jayden Jaymes (Monster Curves 3, Pornstars Like It Big 5)



If there’s one thing that can be said about me, it’s that I have an irresistible and uncontrollable attraction to the wrong women. And make no mistake, Jayden Jaymes is THE wrong woman. Any pornstar cliché you can think of, Jayden wears it well and it likely fits her as snug as a pair of Kanye West’s skinny jeans. However, this vapid, materialistic and self-important drama queen has the goods onscreen and really, that’s all that matters. With her photogenic face and prototypical pornstar body, she correctly came to the conclusion that she is entitled to be porno royalty and she’s not only eager but ready, willing and able to wear the crown.


9. Asa Akira (FornicAsian, Too Small To Take It All)



So perfect it appears specially handcrafted by the good Lord himself, it seems almost sacrilegious to put Asa’s mischievous mega-watt smile and equally glowing personality ahead of her fantastic body when it comes to naming all the things I love about her. The only thing keeping Asa from breaking into the top five is that most find her sexually unadventurous (read: no anal, no IR). She’s constantly and consistently on her game but it’s her game’s limitations that currently frustrate even her most loyal followers. It looks like we may have another graduate of the Nautica Thorn School of Fucking on Film.


8. Julia Ann (Busty Housewives 2, MILF Next Door 4)



After spending nearly the entirety of her career as a contract girl at Wicked Pictures where anal and interracial sex materialized about as often as heterosexual American Idol winners, a newly-invigorated and contract-free Julia Ann re-emerged this year and this incarnation seems as down to fuck a guy who sleeps on a park bench covered in newspapers as she was to screw Brad Armstrong and Randy Spears in five features a year. I, for one, welcome the sudden change in direction. Until now, watching a Julia Ann scene was always akin to the lingering frustration and regret of not really fucking your first girlfriend as good as you think you should have.


7. Priya Rai (Big Wet Tits 8, Filth Cums First 4)



After a less than stellar start and my predictions of an early porno “death” for her, Rai eventually settled in and shattered every single one of my expectations of her and finds herself in this placement on my personal mid-year list. Somewhere along the way, her eyes got opened and her performances underwent a complete 360. It was like witnessing the Red Sea part, looking down and seeing the sand was made of gold, brown sugar, bacon and all red gummy bears. These days, even if some fans find it annoying, Priya lets it ALL hang out on camera and has added squirting to her repertoire which keeps her constantly booked and calling her own shots on shoots.


6. Isis Taylor (Black Assassin 5, Every Last Drop 9)



You’ve got to like the buzz currently surrounding this Peruvian/Scottish/Israeli newbie. I get more emails commenting or asking about Isis than I got condolences when my grandfather passed away. Without doing a single thing, Taylor’s so hot I feel like I should slather my skin in sun block before watching her fuck. I almost wish she would STOP working because my cock and right hand both need a breather. If it’s not too early to start mentioning it, she has to undoubtedly be leading the pack of girls most likely to be robbed of a Best New Starlet nomination in January. For right now, pencil her in.


5. Mason Moore (Rack It Up 3, Sweet Cheeks 11)



Right now, Mason Moore versus nearly any male performer will turn out an affair as lopsided as Bobby Brown’s hair during the “Every Little Step” days. Mason is a dominator who either leaves her male co-stars so impressed that they offer her THEIR phone numbers when the cameras stop rolling or running down to their local courthouse to file “hit and run” charges against her after they regain consciousness.


4. Charley Chase (Deep in Latin Cheeks 3, Juicy Latin Coochie 2)



She blows guys like she’s got a severe protein deficiency, has perhaps porn’s most telegenic tits and though her androgynous name might lead you to believe she’s part of the male cast, believe me when I say Charley Chase is ALL woman, proving it more and more with each passing performance. Were I a director that had to shoot her, I’d make sure I covered my entire set in plastic beforehand: to catch all the assorted fluids that inevitably fly whenever she does her thing and to more easily dispose of her partner’s body when everything is said and done.


3. Angelina Valentine (Head Master 3, Throated 17)



Adult’s deepest throat just might be the sexiest and most voracious tattooed brunette performer to EVER grace our screens not named Katrina Kraven. Mind you, Valentine is in possession of just as many performance limitations as talent I criticized earlier but my dad always told me, ”you don’t step over a dollar to pick up a nickel” and Angelina is a fuckin’ C-note. She doesn’t do much but what she does do, she does so well it makes her peers resemble so much loose change.


2. Ava Rose (Apple Bottomz 6, Battle of the Asses)



One of porn’s oldest yet constantly recurring stories is that of the contract girl released back out into the gonzo wild, unfettered, unshackled, rejuvenated and suddenly putting on the sorts of performances that wins her legions of new fans and makes her old admirers fans all over again. Finally free of Adam & Eve and dragging so much junk in her trunk these days that her ass is literally taking up entire box covers, Rose is red-hot and her resurgence might have even possibly been the impetus that convinced baby sis, Mia, to come out of “retirement” to join her. The Roses have played a pivotal role in restoring balance to the Force.


1. Kristina Rose (Pornstar Workout, Teenage Spermaholics 6)



Sometimes a performer’s ascent seems almost predestined...preordained, as if arranged by a higher power. I still remember meeting and getting to hang out with Kristina Rose before she was KRISTINA ROSE and I saw her potential firsthand immediately. Once she was actually out of the gate, a constant stream of Rose-related fanboy hyperbole made me back off of her a bit; with the slim pickings currently strewn about the current adult landscape it felt more like fans needed someone, anyone to latch onto and MAKE the next “one.” But certain facts cannot be denied. Kristina is a “throwback” of sorts to “real” pornstars and is perhaps porn’s current most solid all-around performer. Regardless of the reasons, this “Dirty Girl” is the queen until further notice.

I did it 365 days ago... I can do it again!!!

Ones to watch in 2009

10. Madelyn Marie


Age: 21

I love it when images speak for themselves. Physically, Madelyn's utter perfection from head-to-toe.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Ass Titans (Evil Angel, dir. Raul Cristian), New to the Game 4 (Diabolic, dir. Sid Knox), Stoya Atomic Tease (Digital Playground, dir. Celeste), Fresh Outta High School 13 (New Sensations, dir. Greg Lansky), Fresh Breed 5 (Gina Lynn Productions)

Internet - 2 Chicks Same Time, Fast Times at NAU, My Sister's Hot Friend (Naughty America), Cum Fiesta (Reality Kings)

Christian Sings the Blues about Madelyn Marie.


9. Katie Cummings


Age: 19

Five feet and five inches of robust and voluptuous Miami-bred, Cuban-flavored womanhood.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Big White Bubble Butts 4, I Like Phat Buns 4 & Big Tit Brotha Lovers 14 (Exquisite), Deep in Latin Cheeks 3 & Wet Juicy Asses 4: The Latin Edition (Jules Jordan Video), Teens With Tits 13 (Diabolic), What An Ass 7 (Digital Sin), Big Bubble Butt Cheerleaders 8 & Big Bubble Butt Latin Sluts 6 (Evasive Angles), More Cushion for the Pushin' 3 & Plump Rumps 3 (Lethal-Hardcore), 110% Natural 17, Wasted Youth 7 & Smothered N' Covered 7 (Red Light District), Work It Work It Get It Get It 2, Juicy Latin Coochie & Slutty and Sluttier 8 (Evil Angel), Poolside Pussy & The Whole Enchilada 3 (Vouyer Media), Fresh Out The Box 11 (Mercenary Pictures)

Internet - Monster Curves (Reality Kings)

Christian Sings the Blues about Katie Cummings.


8. Dylan Ryder


Age: 27

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Big Ole Titties (Lethal-Hardcore, dir. Chucky Sleaze), Soft in the Middle (Digital Sin, dir. Tyrone Shuz), Cheating Wives Tales 11 (New Sensations), Truly Nice Ass 8 (DVSX)

Internet - Big Tits In Sports, Doctor Adventures, Milfs Like It Big, Mommy Got Boobs (Brazzers), Big Tits Boss, Milf Hunter, Monster Curves, Milf Next Door (Reality Kings), Milf Lessons, Milf Soup (Bang Bros), 2 Chicks Same Time (Naughty America), Big Sausage Pizza, Big Boobs POV

Christian Sings the Blues about Dylan Ryder.

and...

Jayden Jaymes


Age: 21

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Ass For Days 6 (Diabolic, dir. Greg Allan), Oil Overload 2 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Chris Streams), Naughty College School Girls 49 (New Sensations), Big Wet Tits 6 (Elegant Angel), Big Pretty Titties (Exquisite)

Internet - Ass Parade, Big Tits Round Asses, Big Tits Cream Pie, Fuck Team Five (Bang Bros), Baby Got Boobs, Real Wife Stories, Doctor Adventures, Big Tits In Sports, Big Tits At Work, Big Tits At School, Pornstars Like It Big (Brazzers), Naughty Athletics, Fast Times at NAU (Naughty America), Monster Curves, Cum Fiesta (Reality Kings)

These two remarkable big boob brunettes aren't exactly new but after suffering a "false start" of sorts when they first began, they both came back last year and returned not only hardly recognizable from their previous incarnations but better than ever. Reinvigorated, rejuvenated and repackaged, Dylan and Jayden have both re-emerged and watched their relevance rebound from remission. Recognize.


7. Mz Berlin


Age: 29

The enigmatic Mz Berlin is obviously more into fetish and BDSM than 'conventional' b/g, which is an almost crying shame because she's got a body seemingly specifically designed for that sole purpose. You can check out my favorite mistress, her flaming red hair and contrasting alabaster skin at her blog where she does a great job of detailing her goings and cummings.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Big Boobs Are Cool 2 (Burning Angel Entertainment, dir. Mitch Fontaine)

Internet - Big Naturals (Reality Kings), Big Tits Round Asses (Bang Bros), Doctor Adventures, Big Tits at Work (Brazzers)

Christian Sings the Blues about Mz Berlin.


6. Lucky Benton


Age: 31

Every so often someone comes along with gigantic, swinging, pendulous mammaries so glorious and unbelievable we all have to stand and take notice in slack-jawed wonder and amazement. Gianna. Brandy Talore. Whitney Stevens. Cassandra Calogera. 2009 might end up being remembered as the year we all got Lucky.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Cheating Wives Tales 12 (New Sensations, dir. Mario Rossi), Milf Date (New Sensations, dir. Eddie Powell), Monster Tit Sex Zombies (Wicked, dir. Mark Stone), Double Vision 2 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Erik Everhard), More Cushion For The Pushin' 3 (Lethal-Hardcore, dir. Chucky Sleaze)

Internet - Big Tits at School, Mommy Got Boobs, Real Wife Stories (Brazzers), Naughty Office (Naughty America), Cougars in Heat, Soccer Mom Score, Mr. Big Dick's Hot Chicks, Big League Facials, Chubby POV


5. Mya Nichole


Age: 24

Mya's a wiry yet busty do-it-all freak who's been making her name by appearing in a steady stream of Evil Angel movies (Anal Acrobats 3 (dir. Jay Sin), Evil Anal 7 (dir. Manuel Ferrara), Gape Lovers 3 (dir. Jay Sin) and Fuck Slaves 4 (dir. Jake Malone) and apparently has no aversion to creampies as evidenced by her romps in Internal Cumbustion 14 (Zero Tolerance, dir. Donnie Cabo), Internal Damnation 2 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Chris Streams), Internal Injections 4 (Diabolic, dir. Sid Knox) and Incumming 15 (Diabolic, dir. Gregg Alan). At his blog Christian says, "When you click on my model link to LA Direct, check out what she will do......good fucking gravy, what WON'T this chick do? You have to appreciate her willingness to do anything and everything on camera."

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Ass Cleavage 10 (Zero Tolerance, dir. Mike Quasar), Squirt in my Gape 3 (Elegant Angel, dir. William H.), Deep in Latin Cheeks 3 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Alexander Devoe), In Thru The Back Door 5 (Vouyer Media, dir. Vince Vouyer), Hot Sauce 7 (Diabolic, dir. Sid Knox), Obscene Behavior 5 (Red Light District, dir. John Strong), Need For Seed 3 (Diabolic)

Internet - Big Tits Cream Pie (Bang Bros) Big Butts Like It Big (Brazzers), Naughty Athletics, 2 Chicks Same Time (Naughty America), Porn Fidelity


4. Hanna Hilton


Age: 24

Before Steve Hirsch's real evil empire, Vivid, signed her to an exclusive performer contract, it was easy enough to see upon very first glance that the mind-boggling top-heavy Hilton was a true revelation. Scenes featuring her are in frighteningly short supply as of right now, especially pre-Vivid ones but even in those rare appearances it was readily apparent that the great state of Indiana might have possibly blessed us with a second straight busty blonde Best New Starlet. Check her out in the upcoming Bounce directed by B. Skow.

Perfs of note thus far:

Internet - Real Wife Stories (Brazzers)


3. London Keys


Age: 19

This thick and soft half-japanese teen with a downright dazzling smile wears her delectable 'Freshman 15' oh-so-well over her tat'd and pierced bod. This rarity (a naturally busty asian teen?) was brought to the adult world's attention by Anabolic director Ivan after shooting her for his Nice Rack 17. I've been watching her career with great interest ever since. She's got some scorchers dropping soon in Ass For Days 7 (Diabolic, dir. Gregg Alan), Real Racks 6 (3rd Degree, dir. Danny Case) and Bounce (Vivid, dir. B. Skow).

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - No Cum Dodging Allowed 10 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Mike John), Boobaholics Anonymous 4 (Jules Jordan Video, dir. Mike John)Natural Born Swallowers 3 (Lethal-Hardcore, dir. Chucky Sleaze), Teens With Tits 13 (Diabolic, dir. Ray Bones), New to the Game 4 (Diabolic, dir. Sid Knox), Poolside Pussy (Vouyer Media, dir. Van Styles), Daughter I'd Like To Fuck (New Sensations, dir. Greg Lansky), Barely Legal 88 (Hustler, dir. Erica McLean), In It Goes, Out It Cums 6 (Red Light District, dir. Mark Wood)

Internet - Baby Got Boobs (Brazzers), Teens At Work (Mofos), 2 Chicks Same Time, My Sister's Hot Friend, Fast Times at NAU and Naughty Bookworms (Naughty America), 18 Years Old, Cum Fiesta (Reality Kings), Big Tits Round Asses (Bang Bros).


2. Mason Moore


Age: 23

A mostly unknown and mysterious quantity at this point, Mason, with her various and elaborate tattoos and midnight black tresses (in the tradition of Katrina Kraven and more recently, Angelina Valentine) is just my type. So far she has 2 romps for Brazzers latest venture, MOFOS (Can She Take It? and Day With a Pornstar) under her belt and has done 5 scenes for Brazzers (Real Wife Stories twice, Baby Got Boobs, Big Tits At School and Big Tits In Sports) which remains one of the few places you can catch her on a regular basis.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Wet Juicy Juggs (Lethal-Hardcore, dir. Chucky Sleaze), Cruisin' for Latin Pussy (DVSX, dir. Juan Cuba), Tunnel Butts (Jules Jordan Video/Cruel Media, dir. Chris Rolie)

Internet - I Have a Wife, Housewife 1-on-1 and 2 Chicks Same Time (Naughty America), Big Tits Boss (Reality Kings), PornFidelity.

Christian Sings the Blues about Mason Moore.


1. Asa Akira


Age: 23

A full-blooded Japanese hottie, Asa has a magazine model's flawless face, a beautiful and ever-present smile and energy to burn in her scenes. Her upcoming performances in Asian Fucking Nation 3 (Evil Angel, dir. Jonni Darkko) and Gabriella Fox Nude (Digital Playground, dir. Robby D.) are poised to turn a lot of heads that haven't had the good fortune of seeing this cookie in action already.

Perfs of note thus far:

DVD - Top Notch Bitches 7, Ultimate Feast 3 & Drowning in Bitch Juice 3 (Gina Lynn Productions), Control Freaks (Vouyer Media, dir. Vince Vouyer), Fetish Fucks 3 (Vouyer Media, dir. Van Styles), Bombshell Bottoms 4 (Vouyer Media, dir. Donnie Cabo), Make Me Creamy 4 (Vouyer Media, dir. Donnie Cabo), Shot Glasses (Zero Tolerance, dir. Mick Blue), Sticky Sweet (Digital Playground, dir. Robby D)

Internet - Naughty Office (Naughty America), Cum Fiesta (Reality Kings)